When you see da booty
Coxing is a hell a lot harder than it looks.
It’s hard to get used to port and starboard being on opposite sides.
You get weird little calluses on your thumbs.
Your rowing calluses never really go away.
You suddenly realize everything you ever did wrong as a rower and immediately regret not…
Me: mom where’s my shoes
Mom: they’re in the closet
Me:*quietly whispers* just like Larry
Boats are heavier than they appear.
Never come to practice without a water bottle.
Food has never tasted better.
Your hands will look like you attacked them with a cheese grater.
Blisters eventually become calluses. Calluses never disappear.
You will always be in some sort of…